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You should order this book for the following reasons: You have a beaver Your name is Beth You know someone called Beth or Josh You enjoy silly adult themed humor You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time * Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above** For legal reasons I must state that the characters in this book are complete fiction and not based off anyone I know in real life. I do not know anyone called Beth, but if I did, I am sure her beaver would smell lovely.","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638424961101,"sku":"98031","price":20.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/6554\/6829\/files\/98031A.jpg?v=1791513077"},{"product_id":"evans-eggplant","title":"Evan's Eggplant","description":"Evan's EggplantBy Jen JenivivePaperback; 35 pagesThis is an adult parody book, it includes innuendos that only adults will understand.Evan has an eggplant, it is popular in the neighborhood, but when he gets ready to snap pics of his eggplant, he spots a problem! Will Evan be able to get his eggplant back to its best? You'll have to buy the book to find out!Why should you order this book? Your name is Evan You want to give this book to someone you know called Evan You like eggplants You enjoy silly, immature humor You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time * Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above** This book is not based on anyone I know in real life, it is purely fictional","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638425190477,"sku":"98029","price":20.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/6554\/6829\/files\/98029A.jpg?v=1791513081"},{"product_id":"helens-hole","title":"Helen's Hole","description":"Helen's HoleBy Jen JenivivePaperback; 26 pagesHelen was in her garden and gave her big bush a much needed trim. As she trimmed she discovered a big hole! Helen needs her hole filling, but who will do it for her? Join Helen on her journey to getting her hole filled to the brim.This book includes tongue in cheek innuendos that only adults will understand. As mentioned above this book is for adults only.Why should I order this book? Great question, thanks for asking. You should order this book for the following reasons: Your name is Helen You want to buy this book as a gift for Helen You have a hole You enjoy silly, immature humor You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time * Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638425419853,"sku":"98024","price":20.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/6554\/6829\/files\/98024A.jpg?v=1791513085"},{"product_id":"i-trip-over-my-weiner","title":"I Trip Over My Weiner","description":"I Trip Over My WienerBy Jen JenivivePaperback; 44 pagesDo you know what life is like with a big wiener? No… I'm sorry to hear that. In my newest release you will get an insight in to what life is like as a big wiener owner. It's not all rainbows and flowers, that's for sure! Big wieners are a tripping hazard!The book is filled with cheeky innuendos to make you laugh.","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638425518157,"sku":"98023","price":20.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/6554\/6829\/files\/98023A.jpg?v=1791513086"},{"product_id":"my-beaver-loves-wood","title":"My Beaver Loves Wood","description":"My Beaver Loves WoodBy Jen JenivivePaperback; 25 pagesMy Beaver loves wood! Does yours?This tongue in cheek, double meaning, innuendo filled book will make you giggle and brighten your day! Who doesn't love hearing about how much a beaver loves wood?!","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638425845837,"sku":"98026","price":20.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/6554\/6829\/files\/98026A.jpg?v=1791513093"},{"product_id":"my-best-friends-are-balls","title":"My Best Friends Are Balls","description":"My Best Friends Are BallsBy Jen JenivivePaperback; 24 pagesThis is a tongue in cheek book, filled with innuendos that only adults will understand.I know these descriptions are vital for you as a potential customer to get an idea of what the book is about, but this book is about balls. I don't know what more I can say. It's pretty funny. I am 99% sure you will like it.","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638425976909,"sku":"98022","price":20.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/6554\/6829\/files\/98022A.jpg?v=1791513095"},{"product_id":"my-extra-bone","title":"My Extra Bone","description":"My Extra BoneBy Jen JenivivePaperback; 30 pagesMy Extra Bone is a funny adult parody book based on a (fictional) character, Sam. Skeleton Sam has an extra bone and he is trying to give it away. Who will take him up on his offer? Join Sam on his bone giving journey and enjoy the tongue in cheek innuendos.For legal reasons (and because I can't afford to be sued) None of the characters are based on real life people that I know. I do not know if all Sam's have sizeable bones. And I Aldo do not know if all Jack's have horses and enjoy bones.Why should I spend my hard earned money \u0026amp; order this book? Great question, thank you for asking. You should order this book because: Your name is Sam, Sue, Tammy, Annie, Marie or Jack You have a dog named Rover You like Halloween You enjoy silly adult humor You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time * Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638429352013,"sku":"98027","price":20.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/6554\/6829\/files\/98027A.jpg?v=1791513099"},{"product_id":"the-dusty-clam","title":"The Dusty Clam","description":"The Dusty ClamBy Jen JenivivePaperback; 31 pagesLinda's clam used to be pristine and admired, but now her clam is dusty and smells a bit funky. Will Linda get her clam sorted? Will Linda have her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to fin out!Why should I order? Great question, thanks for asking. You should order this book for the following reasons: Your name is Linda Your name is Fiona You have a clam You like clams You enjoy silly adult themed humor You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time * Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 above","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638436003917,"sku":"98025","price":20.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/6554\/6829\/files\/98025A.jpg?v=1791513107"},{"product_id":"the-little-bean","title":"The Little Bean","description":"The Little BeanBy Jen JenivivePaperback; 30 pagesOh hi, thanks for looking at my Little Bean… ok that sounded weird! Sorry.The Little Bean is about, yep, you guessed it! A little bean. It's funny, apparently educational (it's not meant to be) and cheeky. If you enjoyed my previous book My Best Friends Are Balls 1 \u0026amp; 2, you will enjoy this. I had lots of requests to make a female version, so I created The Little Bean and Brestfriends. Give it a go! I am 97% sure you will love it!Why should I order this book? You should order this book for the following reasons: You have a bean You like beans You enjoy silly, immature humor You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time * Reasons to buy are not limited to the 4 above","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638439346253,"sku":"98030","price":20.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/6554\/6829\/files\/98030A.jpg?v=1791513111"},{"product_id":"will-you-suck-my-lollipop","title":"Will You Suck My Lollipop?","description":"Will You Suck My Lollipop?By Jen JenivivePaperback; 27 pagesIsn't it just the worst when we have a lovely lollipop but no-one to suck it? I can't imagine the turmoil!Follow our main character who is on a journey to get his lollipop sucked! Will he get his happy ending? I hope so!Why should you order this book? 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Packed with calming mandalas and laugh-out-loud menopausal truths, F*ck Menopause is your personal therapy session. Whether you're battling night sweats or murderous rage, this book will let you color away your stress one relatable saying at a time. And–bonus!–studies show that coloring mandalas for just thirty minutes a week can actually reduce menopause symptoms. 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